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The problem with organic food…

My food is so organic, i get free caterpillers and even though I washed the shit out of my swiss chard, I’m sitting there eating my vegetable hot pot just all cas like and thinking about how amazing it was andthat i should go back for seconds and THEN there is a floating fucking caterpiller, not only did I kill the caterpiller I STEWED IT’S JUICES AND DRANK THEM, hence to say I was very sick. I know it wasn’t my fault but omg blegh. BLEGH!

Sorry little dude. I’m going to have PTSD from swiss chard forevers.

I really love youtube advertisements, especially when your sitting there doing yoga all meditated and vegetated spaced out and then it blasts you with some stupid advertisement at a volume 3x louder than you’ve set it, that’s my favourite.…

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